Epitaph Event Winners
From Disneys Online Worlds Guide (Wiki)
Epitaph Competition Highlights
The entries are so clever and entertaining that it's difficult to choose "winners". Below are some that we feel belong on a headstone (it's a good thing, honest!).
Whoops was his name
and he said it quite oft
it was the last thing he said
when he fell from the loft
TooHip was lost
now he is found
He is just buried
Here in the ground!
Here lies bumbling CL_Taryn
Her mistake? Inferno wearin'
She said the word, burst into flame
Oh why did she do it by the Fireworks game?
Off this cliff lies connorsdad
missed the bridge by just a tad
(DarkEva)
Here lies poor old Dark
Eaten by a hungry shark
Here lies the body of SimbaCub
His Jungle Cruise ended with a "glub"
We warned him those rocks might cause great strife
He warned his credits, but lost his life.
Here lies Nausicaa
She got eaten by a beast
Now her poor souls a yellin'
"Give me my prize at the least!"
Here lie the crumbs of Potatoechip,
When running from the Ranch
fell into a dip
Here lies dear departed Fonna
You can join her if you wanna
But that would mean
you are a goner!
Here lies TongaToasty
Always looked great,
Now lookin' ghosty!
Here lies lifeontherun,
apparently not fast enough!
Here lies dear imagineer Horizons,
who met his very untimely demise
by risking his life simply
riding his ride!
Jordyn, she shall rest in peace
in VMK she did decease
she entered the coffin, full of gloom,
in the corner of the Haunted Mansion room.
Here lies MrCrispy
we're sorry he died.
He grabbed a live wire
then MrCrispy got fried.
Here lies GoofyJenn
Traveled the world and back again.
This is the only place she had not been.
Here lies Anilem
with an eternal curse
she stole Blackheart's gem
and put it in her purse.
Here lies Adventureally,
she took up skydiving
and landed in a valley!
Here lies the physician EDDoc,
who never owned a working clock.
He made his patients wait and wait
and how he is forever late!
Here lies DaBEEF
he learned the hard way
that sharks live in the reef
(Bestcheeseball)
Here lies the body of dear old Cheesy,
who found that gymnastics wasn't that easy;
he went to far when doing the splits
he lies still now in two equal bits.
Players who submit winning entries will receive 100 credits, Invisibility Magic and the Candy Cauldron.
